A 3-D Film From a Chocolate Bar? Paul W.S. Anderson, Of Course!
Wed, September 2, 2009 
Never before has the quality of a film been so accurately depicted by a single photo! We'll stick with the 100 Calories packs. I can't afford to lose my girlish figure and all.
I tend to give the filmmaker the benefit of the doubt on whatever he and/or she is working on. But it's safe to say that Paul W.S. Anderson has worked that theory out to the bone. I base that of course from his rich filmography including Resident Evil, Death Race and Alien vs. Predator. Not really the best of compliments that his best film was based off a popular early-90s arcade game (that's Mortal Kombat for you retards out there!)
Now THR reveals Anderson's next foray into cinematic God-awfulness with his take on The Three Musketeers. In 3-D! And with such glowing comments about the intention of "modernizing" the adventures of d'Artagnan and the guys while keeping the nineteenth century setting, one can safely assume they're playing off the similarly structured Sherlock Holmes. Of course if Guy Ritchie's would-be blockbuster tanks, will Anderson change his tune? Possibly. But who seriously gives a fuck anyway?
Reader Comments (1)
I honestly don't think I can take anymore Three Musketeers flicks.