Movie Moan: Even Hugh Jackman Can Be A Douche!

And if it's coming from the lips of Jackman acolyte Queen Kristina then you can certainly believe it.  Both Kris and Jamie have endured 'Real Steel' and can't wait to tell you why it fails so spectacularly.

Phil doesn't do much better for quality control by reviewing 'Johnny English Reborn', surely the most un-requested sequel ever made.  So Jamie adds a touch of class by giving his brief thoughts on 'The Ides Of March' and '50/50'.

Following on from last week's predictions over which classic animated features Disney would re-release in 3D, the studio has chosen 'Beauty And The Beast' and Phil tells them what a stupid mistake they've made.

Jamie rolls his eyes one more time over the news of the belated 'Arrested Development' movie and we once again pray for 'The Simpsons' to die with dignity as it continues to limp on for another two years.

Finally, 'the moan of the week' comes courtesy of Jamie; Brian DePalma's 'Blow Out'.