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    Wednesday
    Feb272013

    Jack Nicholson Frightens Jennifer Lawrence

    Jack Nicholson is a legend of film. His roles are iconic and I can't think of anybody that is more imitated but never quite replicated than him. That being said, numerous ounces of alcohol can turn any legendary thespian into a sweaty, creepy, old man.

    While chatting live with George Stephanopoulos about her Oscar triumph, Jack Nicholson started circling the young starlet like a bear does honey.

    Nicholson: "You look like an old girlfriend."

    Lawrence: "Oh, really? Do I look like a new girlfriend?"

    Nicholson: "I thought about it."

    Lawrence: "Oh, my God, Is he still here?"

    Nicholson: "I'll be waiting!"

    Lawrence: "Oh, my God. I need a rear-view mirror!"

    Jack seems to have lost some bat speed but he's still swinging for the fences. What dude with a pulse in his pants wouldn't be interested in Jennifer Lawrence? I mean, he has dirty old man written all over those sunglasses, but come on Jennifer. Throw the man a bone. He's a legend.

    LA TIMES

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