Monday
Nov162009

Chuck Versus Thor

This news gives an indication towards whether or not Kenneth Branagh knows what the Hell he’s doing with Thor.

Chuck star Zachary Levi revealed to USA Weekend he was cast in the forthcoming Marvel Comics adaptation. In fact, the recent news of NBC ordering an additional 6 episodes for its third season (before a single show has aired) resulted in him having to give up his role. So what was he going to play - the God of Thunder’s wise-cracking human sidekick or something? That would be an epic No.

He screen-tested for and was originally cast as Fandral, a member of the Warriors Three. If you’re not immediately familiar with the character, he was a blonde haired Errol Flynn-esque, adventure-seeking, womanizing god. That doesn’t exactly sounds like our favorite Nerd Herding hero from Chuck. To be fair, Levi apparently got into superhero shape for his test and I’m assuming that might show up in these future episodes of his show.

I won’t lie. This sounds strange beyond belief, but I’m giving Branagh the benefit of the doubt. That and it’s not like we’ll ever see Levi's screen-test. We’ll just to have to use our imagination.

Sunday
Nov152009

Movie Moan - Phil and Jamie Blew Their Money On 2012

Despite stating he wouldn't, Jamie turned out to be a lying asshole - shocking ten people. Yes, he paid money to see 2012 this weekend. Phil did as well, but he made no such statements the previous weekend thus putting him in the clear. Their reaction to Roland Emmerich's latest destruction porn epic is discussed on this week's Movie Moan.

Along with Mr. Ed Hocken, our heroes chat up the latest news of the week including the final nail in the coffin that is MGM, Phil's ill-fated Thor audition, Marty being the precursor to The 40 Year-Old Virgin and Jane Lynch. Spider-Man 4 casting rumors have been swinging left and right as the guys also discuss the "interesting" similarities between the Spider-Man and Superman films. Phil gives his final Avatar predictions and trailer-reactions to Kick-Ass and Clash of the Titans.

And what would any podcast be without mentioning Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? AKA how Nicolas Cage likes to kill your grandmother!

Movie Moan - Phil and Jamie Blew Their Money On 2012

Friday
Nov132009

Friday the 13th Sequel Will Be Jason’s Swan Song 

In other breaking news, DNA results just revealed I am in fact the spawn of James Cameron. What can I say? He couldn’t keep his hands off my mom. Fuck you, bitch-monkeys. I’m outta here! I’ll spend the rest of my life living up coke and whore habits off Titanic money.

But seriously, Pajiba has some updates regarding next year’s Friday the 13th sequel which doesn’t have a greenlight or director assigned (more on that below). But it does have an August 13th release date looming over it. So it’s time to think up new ways to off horny, pot-smoking camp counselors.

Their source(s) state screenwriters Damian Shannon and Mark Swift have specifically instructed they are to kill off Jason Voorhees – thus concluding the franchise. For real. Yeah, I totally believe that too. I mean it’s not like they’ve ever sworn up and down, “This is it! We swear!” Someone involved in the entertainment industry lying? The Hell you say. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, anyone?

As for who will replace Marcus Nispel in the director’s chair, they point to visual-effects artist Richard Wardlow as the “most likely” choice. Now this, I can believe. His filmography includes Dogma, X-Men, Looney Tunes: Back in Action and Drag Me to Hell. He also has experience with 3-D, and this “final installment” will partake of that gimmick…err...technology. What a coincidence.

Friday
Nov132009

Memo To The Executives: Dune

Despite the fact that it has been adapted to the screen twice now, Frank Herbert’s science fiction masterpiece ‘Dune’ is still considered one of the great un-filmable books.  It’s a story whose scope and sheer amount of plot and characters does not lend itself well to being adapted into a single feature film and yet that same epicness seemingly prevents it from being a viable prospect as a television series.

David Lynch’s much maligned, giant budget feature film from 1984 tried in vain to pack an almost literal adaptation of the book into a commercial running length of 2 and a quarter hours but does, in its defence, retain to this day a completely unique production design incomparable to any science fiction movie before or since, not to mention an excellent cast.  On the flip side, the television mini-series probably provided a better adaptation of the source material (because it actually did ADAPT it) but was unable to deliver any of the grandeur the story deserves and topped it off with some awful mis-casting and some horribly gaudy costumes.  Apparently the director of that show thought the best way to convey to the audience that a character is a mysterious alien was for them to wear a funny hat.

Now we hear news that director Peter Berg has left the ‘in development’ remake but don’t believe for a second that this is the last we have heard of Dune.  Myself and my podcast cohorts recently discussed whether Dune could be successfully adapted into a profitable, affordable, commercial film.  My comments at the time suggested this was just not a possibility.  Dune deals with themes of repression, tyranny, ecology, technophobia, revenge, in-breeding, religion and prophecy wrapped into a science fiction cocktail of the usual heroes and villains, spaceships, clashing armies and warring planets.  But, in my opinion, Dune is not a particularly human story.  It really boils down to a bunch of rather unlovable characters all trying to fuck each other over for their own selfish purposes.   This is not a story of friendship and sacrifice like Lord of the Rings and as such, I think it would be extremely difficult to make a film that a mass audience would warm to, embrace and watch multiple times.  Given this, maybe it would be a good idea to abandon the article right now.  But I won’t because, regardless of how successful any Dune film could be financially, I still think the book can be adapted into a fantastic science fiction epic up there with the very best and at the end of the day, don’t we care more about getting a great film than a successful one?

Some of you might be in the dark as to what the story of Dune is (and that may very well include people who saw Lynch’s version) so let me try and summarise why it is such a tricky bugger to condense into a coherent film.  Dune takes place many centuries into the future in the aftermath of a universal purging of the sentient machines that humanity created to make their lives easier but led to their eventual enslavement.  The human race is now scattered over many planets, divided not by race but into royal houses, and all of them under the leadership of the Emperor of the known universe Shaddam IV.  With thinking machines outlawed, the three greatest powers in the universe are the Spacing Guild, which controls space travel, the Bene-Gesserit sisterhood, a mental training school for females, and the Choam company which mines the precious commodity which keeps everything spinning; the spice Melange.

For what is essentially a trippy little drug, the spice is able to do anything Frank Herbert needs it to do in the story.  It prolongs life, heightens senses and intelligence and, through the Guild’s monopoly on it, makes space travel possible.  The desert planet Arrakis, a desolate place completely devoid of water, is the only source of spice in the universe and a tempting target for those who would seek to gain a foothold in power, not to mention a good source of bait for those who would seek to stop the powerful in their ascension.  With this in mind, the Emperor devises a plan to destroy the house of Atredies, whose regent Duke Leto’s popularity within the other houses is beginning to have no equal.  The Atredies have also developed a secret combat technique involving high frequency sound as well as a secret army to wield it which makes them a serious threat to the Emperor’s power.  Shaddam IV secretly conspires with the Atredies’ long standing enemies the house of Harkonnen to vacate Arrakis (which they were overseeing spice production on), allowing the Atredies to take the reigns only for the Harkonnens to launch a surprise attack later on and grind them into the dust.

In the midst of this, the Guild, through the clairvoyance they obtain from their use of spice, have foreseen that it is not Duke Leto Atredies who is the threat but his son Paul.  The Bene-Gesserit sisterhood have been interfering with the marriages and resultant children of the great houses in the hope of selectively breeding the individual who will become the Kwisatz Haderach, the super being who will change the face of the universe (but will be under their control if all goes according to plan).  Jessica, the concubine of Duke Leto and member of the sisterhood, was given orders to provide only daughters to the Atredies (she can control that sort of thing apparently) but for her lover’s sake gave birth to Paul who it seems may very well be the super being they seek.

Thanks largely to a traitor in the highest ranks of House Atredies, the Harkonnens and their corpulent leader Baron Vladimir Harkonnen carry off their surprise attack, take back control of Arrakis, kill Leto and Paul and Jessica are driven into the deep desert of the planet to survive; an almost impossible task given the lack of water, the force with which the desert sands blow and the hostile life forms which inhabit it, most notably the giant worms which live under the sand and are attracted to all rhythmic vibration (which makes spice mining a constant problem).  They are rescued by the underground natives of Arrakis, the Fremen; a highly spiritual sect of warriors who settled on the planet long before the spice miners came but now live in the constant shadow of oppression because of them.  With the coming of Paul Atredies, the Fremen believe their messiah, their Kwisatz Haderach, has arrived and the time to take back Arrakis for themselves has come.  Paul meanwhile, with an army at his command and the secret weapon of the ‘weirding way’ (the sound combat which House Atredies was developing) to teach them, is determined to get bloody revenge on the Baron and the Emperor by stopping spice production on Arrakis and luring them to him.  The eventual cost of his actions will turn out to be astronomically high.

It’s not exactly G.I.Joe is it?  My ‘movie moan’ colleague Lou said that the best way to adapt Dune’s massive plot on film was to tell it as several films but frankly, I don’t think that would work.  Dune’s plot is the traditional three act structure with set up in the first, everything going to hell in the second and pay off (not to mention the majority of the action) in the third.  It would be dramatically and creatively unsatisfying to sit through a two to three hour ‘Dune part one’ that accomplishes nothing but set up names and concepts that we’d sure as hell  better remember in the next film lest we drown in confusion.

In my opinion, you tell Dune as one film and you do what any great literary adaptation does, you adapt it for the screen, to make it work as a piece of cinema, and if that means condensing several characters into one or losing them entirely them so be it.  If the Tolkien fans can stand to lose Tom Bombadil or Old Man Willow from Lord of the Rings then the Herbert fans can stand to lose Shadout Mapes (don’t even ask if you don’t know).  There are so many themes being dealt with in the story that trying to make a cinema hodgepodge of them all (as Lynch did) is going to fall flat on its face.  Whoever finally has the balls to take on this project and see it through needs to find the concepts in the story that appeal to them directly, that really inspire them to tell the story, and then to focus on those concepts exclusively.  For me, the most enticing element of the book is one of the things that Lynch’s version omitted entirely.  Paul Atredies may very well be the messiah the Fremen are waiting for, but he is not a believer in their religion.  He sees the opportunity before him to use and manipulate their faith to rebuild House Atredies power in the universe, enact his revenge and dethrone the Emperor.  Through taking the spice, Paul sees visions of the future and even before he goes down the path, is able to see that should he do all he aims, he will have his revenge but will have also fulfilled the Fremen prophecy beginning a jihad on the entire universe.  Paul (foolishly you can argue) takes that path and by the end of the book, he has destroyed the Harkonnens, supplanted the Emperor and controls the spice but his legend has grown so exponentially among the Fremen that he is powerless to stop them as they continue their own purge across the universe, resulting in the deaths of over six billion people.

This is the thread which separates Dune from so many science fiction stories which, for their complexity and themes, often do boil down to the white hats versus the black hats, the irredeemably good versus the irredeemably bad.  It’s important to embrace the moral ambiguity of the characters in Dune.  Don’t make Duke Leto out to be some kindly upstanding gentleman hero like the first film did.  It makes the Emperor look like an imbecile from the perspective of the audience if they know that Leto has no intention of dethroning him.  It legitimises the Emperor’s character and his fears of being overthrown if Leto is actually thinking of doing it.  It’s not that Leto is a tyrant, he just thinks he can do a much better job at running the universe.  The fact that he has such popularity with the other houses only validates this.

Another aspect you can play on, since the story really boils down to the clash between the houses of Atredies and Harkonnen, is that the royal families of both are very similar.  In the book, the Baron Harkonnen has two nephews by his side; Feyd and Rabban.  Rabban is left in charge of Arrakis after the Atredies are practically wiped out and then totally fails to stop Paul and the Fremen from stopping spice production, resulting in his execution.  Feyd on the other hand gets very little to do until the end of the story when, after the Baron is dead, faces off against Paul in a duel and promptly gets a knife through the skull for his trouble.  I really believe it will serve the story better on film to combine Feyd and Rabban into one character, who acts as a mirror image of Paul; both of them are the proud sons and heirs to an empire and both are forced into a confrontation only because of the aspirations and greed of their fathers and the manipulation of the Emperor.

While we are on the subject of combining characters, it would probably help the story on the Atredies side if it could combine some of their supporting players.  The traitor who helps the Harkonnens destroy the Atredies is Doctor Wellington Yueh, the royal physician who has supposedly been conditioned to prevent him every taking human life, which puts him beyond suspicion.  However, his reasons for betraying the Atredies are all part of an attempt to assassinate Baron Harkonnen to avenge the death of his wife by equipping Duke Leto with a poison tooth which he can use while being gloated over near death by the Baron.  It’s a nice idea but is a typical example of the over-elaborateness of the plot.  Besides which, it all amounts to nothing as the attempt to kill the Baron fails and Doctor Yueh is killed by the Harkonnens pretty soon after his betrayal. 

I think it would be interesting to give the role of the traitor to a different character, which may just allow for a greater pay-off; the Mentat Thufir Hawat.  Mentats are beings who drink a red juice by-product of the spice which increases their mental capacity to the point that they function as human computers, replacing the thinking machines that have been outlawed.  In the Lynch film specifically, Thufir is captured rather than killed during the Harkonnen attack so the Baron can make use of his services, but is injected with a poison (which requires him to milk a cat every day to get the antidote it produces) and a heart plug, making his life very easy to take.  It would make it especially potent for Hawat, having served House Atredies for three generations and being the one told by Leto to find the traitor, to be that person.  Rather than vanishing from the story after the deed is done, Thufir comes face to face with Paul in the climax and is given orders to kill him.  Just as in the book, rather than cutting him down, Paul thanks Thufir for his many years of service to House Atredies and grants him anything he would ask.  The resultant scene is actually my favourite in the entire story as it is one of the few which displays real humanity and pathos and I would love to see it play out with the added element of Thufir being the one who brought House Atredies down in the first place, the one who Paul should want to kill more than anyone.  With appropriate irony, it never made it into any version of Lynch’s film but you can watch it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ht-bR5Nb60

And if the hard core Dune fans reading this strongly object to changing the text, well first of all thank you very much for reading.  Secondly, if want a film version of Dune which keeps all the characters and tried to give them all something to do, stick with the David Lynch film, because that’s what happens when you’re stuck with that many supporting players.  I see no reason why (except that it could very well be about $200 million dollars down the proverbial drain) to take these sort of liberties with the story and have another crack at Dune.  If it doesn’t work, well nothing will have changed.  Dune will just remain un-filmable.

Another director will eventually be attached to Dune and the project will start to gain momentum again, you mark my words.  After all...........  

Friday
Nov132009

"Facebook" Comes To Medford Mass.

Boston is slowly becoming a hotspot for film over last several years despite the less than spectacular tax break that is being offered. Tom Cruise is still in town putting the finishing touches on the film formerly known as "Wichita" which now goes by the title "Knight and Day". His costar, Cameron Diaz, seems to dig filming in Boston and it's suburbs. "The Box" which opened this past weekend was lensed almost entirely in Massachusetts. You can read my review of "The Box" HERE if interested. Of course there were many trailers in front of the film, one of them being "The Edge of Darkness" starring Mel Gibson which was not only filmed in the Boston area but is set in Boston. My Bostonian take on "The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" finally comes to an end with David Fincher's "The Social Network", the story behind the origin of Facebook and its founders.

A couple weeks ago in Medford, Massachusetts; a rather large city just outside Boston, crews set up for an exterior shoot at the historical Chevalier Theater. The theater will represent a building on the Harvard Campus while most of the interior shots of the Harvard dorm rooms will be shot on location at the UCLA Campus. I guess my only question is when will they start production on a Myspace film with an origin story on its founder, Tom.

Head over to Wicked Local to read a more in depth article about the shoot

For some a little fun head over to The Oracle Of Bacon to find out which actors are more closely linked to Kevin Bacon.

Check out Loaded Gun for all your Boston area celebrity needs.

Friday
Nov132009

Heading Back To 'Dawson's Creek'

Back when I was drooling over the prospects of Dylan and Kelly getting back together while secretly watching "90210" another show took notice of those around me. While I was stuck listening to Nat's wisdom over a plate of the Peach Pit's famous burger and fries others were enjoying a heavy dose of teen angst courtesy of Dawson and Joey via Dawson's Creek. I immediately jumped on the bandwagon and never returned to that other zip code. Once you go "Creek" you come back every week.

To me "Dawson's", the affectionate nickname the show has been given by true fans, was one of the best one hour drama's that WB/CW reeled on their network. In my opinion "Everwood" was a close 2nd, but Everwood's run of only four seasons was a bit too short and Dawson's run was a bit too long. "Dawson's Creek" helped to put Kevin Williamson on the map (along with "Scream"), and provided a nice foundation for WB to build upon.

To me the best season of Dawson's was Season 4. You can't beat the tension provided by the return of Pacey and Joey from their Summer vacation from Capeside and the Dawson's reaction to their return. You can now watch all 6 Seasons of "Dawson's Creek" courtesy of the new 24 disc collection which features all 127 episodes.  Not many extra features on this one, although there is a new interview with creator Kevin Williamson.

Friday
Nov132009

Grown Ups Trailer

They're kidding us, right? It's not that I was expecting quality picture-making with Grown Ups. But I thought they'd be a little bit of effort into the trailer at least. That was asking too much on my part. Me = Fail.

Don't know the last time a trailer was as voice-over heavy as this. When it wasn't spelling it all out for us dip-shit movie-goers, it also relied on the good old "Comedy 101" jokes. Why there's Fatty Make A Funny (Kevin James), Horny Old Fart (Rob Schneider's wife), Smartass Little White Fella (David Spade) and Token Black Guy (Chris Rock). And then there's Adam Sandler (as Adam Sander), of course.

Oh excuse me, they didn't have Rock saying, "Snap!" after Fatty made his funny. I stand corrected.

Friday
Nov132009

By the Hammer of Thor! Filming Starts In January!

As I write this post, there will probably be another famous non-American actor cast in Thor. Hey, that’s not a bad thing, boys and girls. Phil is still banging down Kenneth Branagh’s door to watch his screen-test. Don’t judge him yet, Ken. It’s pretty good actually. Then again, I directed it. So I’m biased.

Kidding notwithstanding, the Marvel hero and his big-ass hammer are looking to be more and more of a force to be reckoned with when it is released on May 20, 2011. I know that summer is stuffed more than Kevin James in stretch pants (I only kid!) But like Star Trek this past summer and Iron Man in 2008, I have a hunch it’s going to surprise the hell outta the general public. We’ll see.

Production Weekly (via their Twitter account) reveals that filming will start up this coming January in Los Angeles. The shoot will then move to Santa Fe, New Mexico by March and wrap up in April. At least, the filmmakers are anticipating this to be done by then. You know how these mega productions can sometimes go into overtime for unforeseen circumstances (read: shit happens).

With things clearly going forward on Thor, what the Hell is up with Captain America? It opens at the end of July 2011 (merely two months after Thor) and yet we’ve heard nothing about it. Is trouble brewing for the Sentinel of Liberty? Maybe he’s been pushed back to summer 2012?

Friday
Nov132009

"Superman Returns": The Singer Cut

If you are familiar with the back and forth enjoyed by internet fandom via forums and blogs it shouldn't be a surprise to you that "Superman Returns" split the fans right down the middle. Fans complained, they rejoiced, and then they complained again. They argued that Superman shouldn't be able to lift an island littered with kryptonite and whether or not Superman's kid was conceived in a silver Mylar bed in "Superman 2". I use the past tense but fans are still talking about it. In some respects it doesn't really matter that fans are still clamoring for more Superman, the general public has long since forgotten Singer's attempt to bring Superman back to the big screen. For one group of fans, they want more, the full "Superman Returns" experience if you will.

Latino Review has somehow unearthed a site called Superman Returns: The Bryan Singer Cut which encourages visitors to sign a petition to release "Superman Returns" as it was originally intended. Scenes that would be revealed include a lengthy sequence of Superman's journey to Krypton which was originally the opening of the film. Numerous additional scenes in Smallville that would help to cement Bryan Singer's original vision, which was the world had moved on without Superman. Some other notable scenes that were cut include a scene where Clark Kent changes into Superman inside a janitor's closet, a nod to classic comics and the television show. The scene was removed because Superman "coming out of the closet" didn't quite help with the marketing for the film. A video on the site splices together some of these scenes but has since been removed.

Let's be honest, even if these scenes were still in the film that we all either hated or loved in 2006, it wouldn't have made a difference. The movie would have been longer and still wouldn't have featured a supervillian or action involving said villian. Superman still would have had a kid and Singer still would have moved on to do Valkyrie instead of quickly jumping on a sequel to "Superman Returns" to beat the strike. Bryan Singer has said that the version of "Superman Returns" that was released was the director's cut.

"The director’s cut. No, this is the director’s cut. You just saw it. They don’t tell me what to cut. I’m not a place in my career that anyone tells me that I have to cut anything or put anything in.”

Whether you sign the petition or not these scenes were most likely be released somewhere down the road in some medium. Unless the rumors are true that Bryan is the only one who actually has the footage. Then things might get a little sticky

Friday
Nov132009

Save the Med Student, Save the World

The CW developing a new series for next fall isn’t exactly breaking news. Nor should be considered surprising or original the kind of show they’re aiming for. Yep, it’s another ensemble drama about pretty young people with problems. This latest example has them going through med school and all its hardships.

No, what’s interesting about this piece from THR is whose behind it. Hayden Panettiere (from Heroes) is a co-executive producer behind HMS. Granted such a title can be dubious. Sometimes it means nothing and others the person in question was actively involved. Considering this is her freshman attempt behind the camera, my guess is it’s the latter.

I say all power to her. Am I fan per say? That would be a big no. Sorry, but I don’t think she can act worth shit. But she’s smart to start stretching herself outside of Heroes (which will probably get canceled based on its horrid ratings and expensive production costs) and movies that people don’t care about like I Love You, Beth Cooper.

Frankly, don’t be surprised if she appears as a series regular, guest of the week or a recurring role (assuming it moves past the pilot stage).