
Oh, what the hell? Can't someone put a stop to this?!
Lionsgate confirmed that Hollywood has officially run out of ideas by announcing today that they will be remaking the 1987 classic Dirty Dancing, according to Deadline. Kenny Ortega, a talented director and choreographer who should goddamn know better, has signed on to direct. Ortega also choreographed the original film, and seems to have forgotten that it was fine the way it was and that it needs a remake just as much most movies need 3D. Which is to say, we don't need a remake at all.
Per Lionsgate's official press release:
"The new film is a celebration of one of the most beloved movies of all time. Paying tribute to the emotional excitement of first love, the thrills and complexity of sexual awakening, the soul stirring power of dance, and the classic tale of teenage Baby’s forbidden romance with Johnny Castle, the remake will incorporate classic songs from the 1960s, hits from the original film and brand new compositions."
So, in other words, this will be like the upcoming remake of Footloose: the exact same movie with an updated soundtrack.
Ugh, I hate this. Dirty Dancing has been one of my favorite movies since I the first summer it was released. The soundtrack was the first CD I ever owned - that same CD is on my iPod now. My friends and I watched it a million times at slumber parties. It's not like it's dated. It may have been released in the 1980s, but it took place in the 1960s. It's still a great little movie, and it most definitely does not need a useless remake. But we're still getting one. Whatever.
One last rant about this: do they really think any of these "triple threats" they're looking to cast could possibly replace the late, great Patrick Swayze? I think not. But good luck with that, Lionsgate.