The real life version of Taken 2 would involve the baddie digging up dirt on the Irish-sounding "American" Bryan Mulls (Liam Neeson) who killed his son, seeing all the bones he cracked to get his daughter back and saying, "Screw revenge! Leaving this dude alone!" The end.
Not much dough 20th Century Fox could make from that. Funny, and accurate, as it is. We'll have to settle with this feature-length version whose trailer comes our way thanks to Yahoo! Movies: