G.I. Joe 2 Stricken with a Case of Bieber-Fever (by Association!)

When that short-list of G.I. Joe 2 directors was leaked by Latino Review, fanbitches got vitriolic against John Chu as one of the finalists. Suddenly it was "If they hire him, I won't watch it!" and "Oh no, please God, no!" How much do you wanna bet those reactions came from his association with Justin Bieber?

I loved G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra. But it was retarded. As. Fuck. We're not talking about high art here, people. But a movie based on a cartoon that's purpose was to sell toys to kids. Don't start putting that movie or cartoon on a pedestal! Never had problem with Chu's candidacy. Guess it's a good thing some of us were rational...

Because "TOLDJA" reports Paramount just hired him.

Before you start stomping your feet, holding your breath and throwing a tantrum, remember if it wasn't for them losing The Avengers to the Mouse and their need of summer 2012 inventory, you most-likely wouldn't be getting a G.I. Joe sequel. So be grateful for Christ's sake.

If we're going to complain about who should have been hired, please shed a few tears for Rob Cohen.