News, Rumors & 100% Grade-A Internet Bullshit - October 28, 2011

- When we heard that Evil Dead remake was happening, I thought they'd switch the gender of the lead this time out. You know, to make it different from the Sam Raimi/Bruce Campbell trilogy. Not so, as per Bloody-Disgusting, who after some deep digging discovered a plot point as to why five college kids would even go out to a log cabin in the middle of nowhere for a weekend, besides all the sex, drinking and deer mooning. Our hero, who we're guessing won't be named Ashley J. Williams, takes his younger sister to their family's cabin in an attempt to wean her off a drug addiction.

- Craig Gillespie is the latest filmmaker to spend months of his life working on Pride & Prejudice and Zombies only to walk, reports "TOLDJA." If this ever gets made (Most likely since Lionsgate is Hellbent and zombies are hot thanks to The Walking Dead), the IMDB Trivia section will be filled with all the gory details of the directors and actors this got thrown at. Suggestions, anyone?

- Perfectly alright Access Hollywood puff piece on David Giuntoli, star of NBC's Grimm premiering tonight against the World Series which means none of us will watch, reveals the li'l factoid he tested for The Man of Steel. The guy looks like the last cinematic Kal-El Brandon Routh's little brother. Factor in how Routh was seriously touted within certain high-ranking offices in Burbank to retain his old job and the fact everyone is right-mindedly distancing themselves from Bryan Singer's 2006 sequel, you see how this is odd.

- Daily Mail reports in addition to the likes of Javier Bardem and Ralph Fiennes, Albert Finney has joined the cast of Bond (2)3, presumably playing M's boss, which is great because who hasn't been begging to see Judi Dench get laid onscreen?