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    Wednesday
    Nov042009

    Jessica Alba Gets Her Machete On

    DateWed, November 4, 2009

    Who needs to see footage from Machete when we've had that awesome fake trailer in front of Planet Terror for two years now? Nevertheless, the Mexploitation-epic is expected to hit cinemas sometime next year. Don't think a specific release date has been determined yet, correct me if I'm wrong.

    In the mean time, Coming Soon has a look at a poster of Internet whipping-girl (there's a thought) Jessica Alba as Sartana. Presumably there will be other one-sheets released including on-and-off screen bad-ass Danny Trejo as our hero, Cheech Marin and Michelle Rodriguez (as a "saucy taco slinger!") among others.

    And as an added bonus, here is Alba this past weekend out celebrating Halloween. Dressed as Dora the Explorer. You're welcome. Does thinking she looks extra hot in that outfit make me a pervert?

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