Movie Moan: Retaliation
Tue, May 29, 2012 I was probably saving this title for the episode where we reviewed the much anticipated G.I.Joe sequel but since that has been taken away from us, we'll use it now. It's an appropriate title as the Movie Moan crew rip the dunderheads at Paramount a new one for the most ill-timed release date switcheroo in cinema history.
But on the positive side, the Bond trailer rocks, MIB3 wasn't that bad, and we are delighted to confirm Shawn Robbins of BoxOffice.com as an official regular member of the team:
5:20 mins - Shawn, Jamie & Phil review 'Men In Black 3' - a 'not bad at all/actually quite watchable' shock of a film.
34 mins - We examine all the hows, whys and lies of the change in release date for 'G.I.Joe: Retaliation'and Paramount's officially stated reasoning behind it. Phil thinks they have made a dreadful mistake, Jamie doesn't understand it, and Shawn thinks they might actually be telling the truth.
49:30 mins - Join us as we marvel at the widescreen epic beauty of the teaser trailer for 'Skyfall'.
62 mins - Kristina chooses her first summer blockbuster of old to gush over; 'Jurassic Park (1993)'.
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Reader Comments (2)
"Why the f**k would they put on the flashlight like idiots?"
BECAUSE THEY'RE KIDS!
"Oh look, it's the bad lawyer guy, look how bad he is"
No ESS!
*sigh*
No disrespect to Queen Kristina, but I've been waiting for you guys to do Jurassic Park but dammit with the full movie moan family!
... please come back Lou and Ed
and Shawn is a great addition.
and btw, what the f**k was up with Muldoon's ultra low shorts. Him and Stone Cold Steve Austin are the only ones who made such fashion statements in the shorts dept in the 90s.
Unfortunately you won't be seeing Lou and Ed on a regular basis.
Lou's other commitments keep him from joining us except on very rare and special occasions. And Ed has decided only to join us on those shows where he feels he has a lot to contribute (like the upcoming TDKR special). We hope Shawn will fill the void of wit and wisdom those guys brought.