One of the features that we opted to carry over since our TMT return are the AIM Chronicles. Basically we just bullshit via AOL Instant Messenger (or "AIM" as you mortals call it) over a particular topic. This time, it's me and my Movie Moan partner-in-crime Phil talking about…what else… the current predicament over the James Bond franchise.
It should be noted this was done yesterday afternoon. Well before the subsequent denial of the next installment impending death. Something I don't believe for a fucking second. Of course, people within MGM are going to deny this news. Anyway, hope you enjoy...
Jamie: Somewhere right now those "CraigIsNotBond" dipshits are doing victory dances – all five of them.
Phil: I remain completely optimistic this will be made. The film industry can be such a fickle thing sometimes. I know it’s going to take a miracle to bail MGM out but I cannot see how Bond can just be locked away in a vault forever because of that.
Jamie: Eventually? Yes we'll see another Bond movie. But this is probably the end of the Craig reign. MGM is showing no signs of giving 007 up. Even though they don't have the dough to make the next one, they don't care. They're willing to let the franchise (and fans) rot.
Phil: How long are you giving this until you completely rule Craig doing another one or are you already there?
Jamie: I walked out of Casino Royale saying, "WOW. Craig is going to end up rivaling Roger Moore for number of installments." When they put it on "indefinite hiatus," I thought Craig was good for one more - if that. With this development though? It's over. This is going to drag out for years, his contract will lapse and he'll be smart and say "Thanks. It was a blast and I got everything good outta it without the downside. I'll head towards the door..." I don’t care what bullshit they’re publicly stating to the contrary and I hate that this is happening.
Phil: What pisses me off is that I want to see a Bond film directed by Sam Mendes and written by Peter Morgan. I want to see two top-quality artists giving their talents to a series which, after nearly 50 years, still has so much potential and so much to give audiences. It would kill me not to get to see that.
Jamie: Honestly. I hate seeing this go down more so than The Hobbit.
Phil: It isn't fair for Craig to go out on Quantum of Solace in my opinion. I know it sort of closed the story but to me it was building to a crescendo. We need the grand finale of the "Quantum trilogy" where Craig really tears these fuckers down. It's not going to feel right to have some new guy doing that instead (if they even carry that storyline through).
Jamie: Craig will probably wind up ending his tenure on the best note possible when you think about it. The two highest grossing ones, well-received, popular, people loved his characterization of Bond and that's it.
Phil: I suppose part of my optimism comes from the fact that Bond has been down and out before, quite a few times actually. The series didn't die when they were hit with lawsuits. The series didn't die when Connery quit. The series didn't die when other types of action movies like Die Hard and Lethal Weapon seemed more popular. The series didn't die when other spy franchises like Bourne and Mission: Impossible came along. Bond is still at the top of the heap and people still get excited about it. It's just the hard fucking thing is casting the part. Finding Craig was such a long drawn out thing that I stopped caring (starting to remind me of Spider-Man) and I don't want to have to sit through that again.
Jamie: Yeah it was over a year of casting I think.
Phil: Well that's what I'm going to give it then, starting from now. I'm giving them a year to pull this together and re-start movement on Bond 23. If that happens, I believe we can keep going and pretend nothing ever happened. Craig will do at least one more, Sam Mendes will direct. And the film will be called "The Lion Sleeps Tonight!"
Jamie: At least we have the title song. Whatever ends up happening, one thing is guaranteed. James Bond will return.