Saturday
Jan082011

TV Networks Bitch Slap Wonder Woman

While her male counterparts fly and glide their way to piles of box office money it doesn't appear that anybody wants to take Princess Diana to the Fish Under The Sea Dance.

EW is reporting that all the big time television networks have passed on David E. Kelley's proposed Wonder Woman tv show. NBC was the final hope for Kelley's much talked about script which is a modern update on the Amazonian Princesses mythology.

Despite the serious blows to the project these rejections have caused, the powers that be are still holding out hope for the project, just not sure where they can really bring this project at this point.

We were told previously that Time Warner was hoping to get Wonder Woman and/or Supergirl the screen, big or small. I'm wondering if the attention will now be turned to a Supergirl television series?

Friday
Jan072011

Elijah Wood Joins "The Hobbit

Hey, wait a minute.  Frodo Baggins wasn't in The Hobbit.  Well he is now, at least in big screen form anyway.  According to The Hollywood Reporter, negotiations began last month for Elijah Wood to reprise his role as the world's most famous ringbearer in Peter Jackson's much anticipated two-part film version of The Hobbit.

Now what the hell is Frodo doing in this movie, seeing as how he's nowhere to be found in the book, which takes place decades before the events of Lord of the Rings?  The folks over at LOTR fansite TheOneRing.net seem to have it figured out:  Frodo will appear at the beginning of both films, in rapt attention with the rest of the audience as Bilbo Baggins tells the story of "There and Back Again," the book he was writing at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring about his adventures with the dwarves, and which of course was also the book Frodo finishes at the end of Return of the King.  Kind a nice way to bookend the whole Tolkien movie saga, when you think of it.

So does this also mean we'll see Ian Holm reprise his role as the older Bilbo Baggins in these opening scenes?  Maybe even an appearance by Sean Astin as faithful Baggins gardener Sam Gamgee, or fellow hobbit BFFs Merry and Pippin?  Hopefully.  What the hell...if they're bringing back one, let's get the whole gang back together.

The first part of The Hobbit will finally arrive in theaters in December 2012, with the second part set for December 2013.

Friday
Jan072011

Marveling At The Past - Iron Man 2 (2010)

"If they make them as entertaining as this one, I will gladly sit through another ten Iron Man movies.  Once again Mr Favreau, I am so sorry I ever doubted you."

That is a quote from my original review of 'Iron Man 2'. I just wanted to lay it out there up front. I enjoyed the film. I saw the same flaws as everyone else but I also saw an energetic, witty comic book movie. That is more than I can say about some of the Marvel movies we've covered. In fact I look back at the previous twenty articles I've done and realised that of those twenty films, I only considered eleven of them to be time well spent at the cinema.

What was so disappointing about 'Iron Man 2' for a great many people? I can only speak for that special select sect of the audience of which I am part that greatly anticipates each and every comic book movie, that devours every image and trailer, that speculates about potential plot points on the 'superhero hype' forums, that demands the filmmakers pay due reverence to the source material and then use that as a the chief argument against the film went it doesn't turn out well.

In our little world, if the first film does work then it seems pre-ordained that the second will be even better. The origin story is out of the way, the defining moments and plots from decades of comics are ready to be plucked, the director, writers and cast have more confidence in the material, the studio has more confidence letting the filmmakers tell their story, and the audience is salivating for it. I'm sure a good few people walked into 'Iron Man 2' without even questioning whether it would be a better film that the first. It just had to be the case. When 'Iron Man 2' fell short, I think there was a feeling of utter disbelief. The flaws one associates with a franchise that is out of ideas and running itself into the ground, a feeling usually reserved for the 'third film curse' were already laid bare in the second film. In fact, certain podcasting friends of mine were so disappointed that they have already written off 'Iron Man 3' as something to look forward to. You cannot have a more damaging effect on a franchise than that.

So why did I enjoy 'Iron Man 2'? The main reason was that it was a film with something to say and its themes were crystal clear to me from my first viewing. I always have admiration for any movie which actually tries to be about something. The film's failure is in the execution of its actual plotting and the fact that, when all is said and done, it tried to take the character of Tony Stark on an emotional, life threatening personal journey but actually chickened out of taking him where he really needed to go.

As we always try to do in this series, let us navigate through the patchwork of the film's ideas and themes, rip them apart and try to put them back together with a little rethinking in order to try and imagine a better film.

'Iron Man 2' is essentially about the legacy of two fathers, in former partners Howard Stark and Anton Vanko, and how that is inherited by their sons, as well as how both sons live in the shadow of their fathers. Ivan Vanko is driven to revenge by the ghost of his father just as Tony Stark's dad casts a shadow over everything he does. It is about the importance of the gifts and the words we leave to our children which condition them for life. In fact Anton's last words to his son are what drive Ivan to create the Whiplash suit and go after Tony. Howard Stark's last words to his son via an ancient 1960's recorded message are what change Tony's entire perspective of his father and drive him to save his own life.

Finally, being in the unique position of having a superhero whose identity is know to the entire world, and not having to bore us as an audience with scenes of him trying to keep that secret, the film is about getting drunk on success and prestige and crashing into a brick wall as a result. In the film this is symbolised by the Monaco Grand Prix where Tony, a creature of utter impulse living his life at 100mph, collides into a brick wall by the name of Whiplash. This is one of the few instances in the film that actually shows us something instead of telling.

One of the frustrations I felt with the plot of the film is its habit of 'tell don't show'. At one point, Rhodey warns Tony that the U.S. Military are practically about to march into his house with tanks and take the Iron Man suits by force. Don't tell us something as cool as that. Show it to us. At another point, Nick Fury talks about how the work Howard Stark and Anton Vanko were doing with the Arc Reactor technology was going to dwarf any arms or energy race the world had ever seen and change the planet. Again, we are teased with a perfectly good idea for an actual plot for the film and it is casually tossed aside in exchange for a directionless one where Justin Hammer becomes the new premier arms contractor for the US Military. As much as I enjoy the final battle with Vanko and the Hammer Drones, it is just lights and explosions. There is nothing really at stake.

And yet it is more appropriate in an Iron Man movie than perhaps any other Marvel film property for the stakes to be high, the villains to be plotting world domination and fate of the entire planet to be at stake. Iron Man is not a character whose story is played on the intimate stage of a single city like Spider-man. Those he has his deep, personal struggles, Tony Stark solves the world's problems and fights evil on a global scale. In this film, all the ingredients are in place to make a James Bond scale action epic but the execution sells them short. You have the world's most powerful technology which must not fall into the wrong hands. You have unscrupulous arms dealers. You have a Russian villain.

When I first heard that the villain of the film would be a Russian, I immediately conjured images of Iron Man fighting off hordes of tanks in Moscow Red Square. I figured Whiplash would be Russia's less sophisticated, down and dirty version of Iron Man, officially sanctioned by their government and challenging America's armoured protector to an ultimate smackdown on their soil, possibly even re-igniting the cold war. The fact that the filmmakers were bringing the character Soviet spy 'The Black Widow' only added fuel to the fire. Alas, Whiplash turns out to be an uninspired, revenge crazed (though we see very little of his hatred for Stark) tech geek who actually spends most of his time making robots and typing keyboard commands.

It should have worked. With all the other problems in Tony's life at this point, the ultimate nemesis for him at this point is an unrelenting, psychopathic force of nature that has an unnatural amount of hatred for a man he has never met but represents everything he should have been according to a father who has condition his son to that condition of loathing for decades. The obvious reason that the character of Ivan Vanko/Whiplash doesn't work is that he only fights Tony in two brief scenes, and is easily defeated in both, but it goes beyond that.

I don't know how many of other people noticed but neither Iron Man nor War Machine actually get hurt in the film. They get knocked down a few times but our heroes never seem to lose a single chink in their armour. Whiplash has been designed by the filmmakers to pose a serious threat to Iron Man and yet his most dangerous attack, his electric whips, merely temporarily slow him down. In the Monaco battle specifically, Iron Man simply grabs hold of the whips that are wrapped around him, pulls Whiplash closer to him and takes the guy out. I know in the comics the character is referred to as 'The Invincible Iron Man' but that doesn't really translate well to film. You have to make your heroes hurt and feel pain. Say what you will about how, for example, the first 'Spider-man' film has dated but you cannot deny that Sam Raimi knew enough to have Peter Parker get the utter shit kicked out of him in his final fight with the Green Goblin. The audience feel scared for the character. The odds of him winning seem impossible. Since 'Iron Man 2' makes it clear that nothing can hurt Tony while he is in the suit, there is none of that jeopardy. If Vanko's whips actually worked, if they were deadly enough that a single touch from them could blow one of Tony's armoured limbs off, and being totally ensnared by them could shut the entire Iron Man suit down, then the physical threat of the Whiplash character suddenly begins to work.

But not even that is satisfying if we don't feel or understand anything for the character. Vanko's need for revenge on Stark is poorly defined and the screenplay seems to turn it on and off at will. The idea that Vanko has a more complicated goal than to simply kill Tony there and then at Monaco is an interesting one (though it doesn't escape the fact that he couldn't if he tried), that he merely needed to trigger that one event to instigate everything that will follow where the world will turn on Stark and eventually destroy him. The problem is that if Vanko's job is done by the end of the first act, where does the character go from there? He is practially forced off screen and into Justin Hammer's workshop to bide his time until the third act when the story requires a physical antagonist again and Vanko suddenly decides he'd like to kill Tony properly this time.

When Vanko storms onto the race track at Monaco, his target finally right in front of him after months of patience and preparation, it should be a great moment. The audience instead feels nothing because the reasons for Vanko taking that shot are utterly banal. The film starts with the potentially cool concept that Anton Vanko developed the Arc reactor technology with Howard Stark but lazily decides that the former was deported back to Russia simpy because he wanted to 'get rich' from it. Anton gets drunk, depressed and dies. His son yells at the ceiling in a comically laughable way and sets out to destroy the Stark legacy.

What if Howard Stark was actually the one who made the wrong choice all those years back and the actual legacy he has left for his son is one of retribution at the hands of the entire Soviet empire? Imagine Nick Fury tells us instead that once Howard and Anton had developed the plans for the Arc reactor, the latter decides that this could be the key to ending the cold war. Anton Vanko was merely a naive scientist with real aspirations to change the world who defected from his country merely so he could bridge the gap between them and the United States. It is Howard Stark who decides he cannot take the risk of letting this technology fall into Russian hands, fearing it will only lead both countries further down the path of destroying each other, and has Anton deported.

Now you have added an interesting shade of grey to Tony father, forced to make a difficult but ultimately wrong choice. You have a defined, interesting character in Anton Vanko. And you give Ivan perfectly understandable motivation to hate Stark.

To take it further, what if Ivan Vanko's motivation was not so much to destroy the Stark legacy but simply redeem that of his own family? Imagine that Ivan has been recruited by a covert sect of the Russian military to develop his father's technology for them and to become their version of Iron Man. Imagine that Vanko's mere presence as such during the Monaco confrontation triggers a long thought buried wave of tension between the United States and Russia. Imagine that, as a result of his humiliation at the senate hearing, Justin Hammer himself defects to Russia to equip Vanko with his trademark state of the art firepower. Imagine that Rhodey and the US military actually do break Stark's door down and take his suits, not only because of Tony's erratic behaviour, but because the country now appears to be on the brink of a new cold war and needs the edge. Imagine, as a result of that, Rhodey becomes 'War Machine' and the new face of American defence to reassure the public in the face of this crisis. Imagine Vanko taunting Tony to face the new and improved Whiplash in Russia in a move which is merely designed to escalate the conflict but which our hero, with the rest of the world crashing down on him, gives in to. Imagine even that perhaps arch nemesis 'The Mandarin' is actually the one behind the scenes manipulating the world superpowers into World War III, in the classic tradition of Blofeld from the Bond movies.

I'm sure some of you are thinking that there is enough material there for several films and cramming it all into a different vision of 'Iron Man 2' would be even more of a mess than the finished film. Well just look back at the film again and think about how much time is wasted with pointless scenes. There are endless bickering scenes between Tony and Pepper Potts. There is pretty much all the stuff with Natalie Rushman/Nastasha Romanov/Black Widow. There is the unfunny running joke about Ivan's bird and Hammer's attempt to bring it back from Russia. There is the agonizing stretch in the middle of the film where Tony goes crazy at a party and fights Rhodey. And we haven't even mentioned all the scenes of Tony getting metal poisoning, replacing the rotten energy cores in his chest and creating a new element. If you take all of that out, I'd say you would have a fair amount of time to tell the action epic I just described.

As I aluded to near the start of the piece, the film wants to take Tony on a personal journey to the brink of death but doesn't have the conviction to go to the place every fan wanted it to; adapting the 'demon in a bottle' storyline where Tony battle with alcoholism. The film dilutes the very concept of Tony battling with demons of any sort with its weak substitute of him having to find a replacement element to keep powering his Arc powered heart. The problem he faces is simply an external one. Finding a solution does not require him to conquer anything but simply doodle with a hologram, arrange some pipes around the room and fire off a laser or two.

I just think that if you were able to present the contrast of the entire planet being on the brink of destruction with the image of a solitary soul clinging on to nothing but a bottle, the audience would really feel that the world has gone to hell and would feel overjoyed by the release at the end when Tony manages to pull almost everything back together. In fact the film would end with Tony having defeated Vanko and Hammer, with US & Russian relations stabilised, and with Iron Man back on watch. Yet even after accomplishing so much, Tony confesses to Pepper that all of it pales in comparison to simply having the resolve to not pick up that bottle anymore.

You would have probably the darkest, deepest and most epic of any Marvel movie to date as a result. Instead the 'Iron Man 2' which we got was one that, as so many comic book movie sequels tend to, lost its identity. By the time we have reached the hour mark we come to the realisation that Iron Man is not going to be flying off to combat evil in foreign lands or engage in spectacular flying sequences or practically be on screen at all. The film forgets that it is an Iron Man movie. If a two hour film with 'Iron Man' in the title didn't find the time to feature much of the character, what pray tell does that bode for 'The Avengers'?

If I'm still a ranting Marvel fanboy by summer 2012, I'll be glad to look back and tell you.

Friday
Jan072011

Have the Three Stooges Been Found?

The Farrelly brothers may have found their Three Stooges.

Just a few months shy from its start, The Wrap reports Jackass extraordinaire Johnny Knoxville, SNL occupant Adam Samberg and Australian comedian Shane Jacobson could be our Moe, Larry and Curly. The three have made the short list for the 20th Century Fox release. Nothing is rock-solid although as the publication put it - "advances have been made, representatives have been approached and discussions have taken place."

That's not exactly the hungry-for-work unknowns the producers were previously looking for, as first reported by What's Playing. Besides, Mr. Jacobson (an unknown stateside, and yeah, you can definitely see some Curly in him – not a clue if he's a hoot or not). This duo is also a far cry from the originally-attached Benicio del Toro, Sean Penn and Jim Carrey.

My hunch is this could be a repeat of The Expendables as silly as that might sound. The masses eat this up and it's a ginormous hit and a large chunk of us movie-news sites bitch and moan about its success, how bad it is and how the better movie release around the same time frame (most likely a geek-friendly property) is failing miserably.

Friday
Jan072011

WB Fully In Control of The Hobbit

God, if only someone higher up in the studio food-chain had nutted up sooner. Then it'd still be Guillermo del Toro's The Hobbit. Alas.

Warner Brothers has officially announced they will fully distribute and bankroll both Hobbit movies. The original arrangement, dating years back, entailed WB and MGM splitting the costs with the lion taking international distribution (easily the stronger market for genre films like this) and WB tacking domestic.

Here's the press release:

"LOS ANGELES, CA, January 6, 2011- Roger Birnbaum and Gary Barber, MGM Co-Chairman and Chief Executive Officers, Toby Emmerich, President and Chief Operating Officer, New Line Cinema and Alan Horn, President and Chief Operating Officer, Warner Bros. Pictures today announced that MGM and Warner Bros have concluded a deal for Warner Bros. Pictures to handle international theatrical and video distribution responsibilities on MGM's behalf for Peter Jackson's highly anticipated adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Hobbit.' This arrangement results in Warner Bros. Pictures handling the bulk of worldwide distribution, while MGM will handle international television licensing for the films. MGM and WB will work collaboratively to coordinate marketing and release plans worldwide.

Jackson, who directed all three 'The Lord of the Rings' films, will helm the two films back-to-back, telling the story of 'The Hobbit' from screenplays written by Jackson, Fran Walsh, Philippa Boyens and Guillermo del Toro.

The two 'Hobbit' films are set to begin production in February 2011, with release dates targeted for December 2012 and December 2013. Jackson will utilize groundbreaking visual effects and his incomparable storytelling to bring Tolkien's novel to the big screen. Both 'Hobbit' movies will be filmed in Digital 3-D, using the latest camera and stereo technology to create a high quality, comfortable viewing experience.

Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and Carolynne Cunningham are producing the films for New Line, Warner Bros and MGM, with co-writer Philippa Boyens serving as co-producer and Ken Kamins and Zane Weiner as executive producers. The Oscar-winning, critically acclaimed 'The Lord of the Rings' trilogy, also from the production team of Jackson, Walsh and Cunningham, grossed nearly $3 billion worldwide at the box office. In 2003, 'The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King' swept the Academy Awards, winning all of the 11 categories in which it was nominated, including Best Picture - the first ever Best Picture win for a fantasy film. The trilogy's production was also unprecedented at the time."

While we're on the subject, negations are still (still!) ongoing between Sir Ian McKellen, Andy Serkis and Hugo Weaving, says "TOLDJA." As if that wasn't enough word is Elijah Wood (!) will also return for the two Lord of the Rings prequels. Despite the li'l factoid that his character Frodo Baggins, the lead in the Rings trilogy, wasn't yet born.

One Ring confirms the item, and elaborates the plan will have Frodo in the opening sequence of each installment. Shooting down in New Zealand next month with December 2012 and 2013 release dates targeted. Just don't hold your breath waiting to see it next Christmas.

Friday
Jan072011

Paul Rudd & Leslie Mann Reprising Knocked Up Roles

Note to Katherine Heigl: don't expect a call.

Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann will reprise their Knocked Up roles of Pete and Debbie in Judd Apatow's latest, reports the trades. The new comedy, scheduled for June 1, 2012, will see the married couple, who served as a guiding hand for Seth Rogen and Heigl into parent and couplehood as well as a warning signal of things to come, as the leads.

What the focus of the film will be is anyone's guess. But going by Apatow's ongoing theme of growing up in previous efforts, another crack in their marriage may be the issue at hand.

They have the talent, chemistry and comic-timing, and best of all, neither will run off and shit-talk Apatow and the film(s) that made their careers. Unlike Heigl.

Friday
Jan072011

"Green Lantern" Re-Shoots

Daily Blam! is reporting that Green Lantern is currently undergoing re-shoots out in Los Angeles. It could be said that the polarizing trailer has WB in a panic to improve on certain scenes. The article debunks that claim saying its only to give the filmmaker's several options for the final product.

I would assume the re-shoots have nothing to do with the mixed reactions from internet groups. Most of what people are complaining about is the CGI suit. Sony Imageworks is certainly deep into finalizing the visual effects for the film.

The suit really didn't look that bad to me in my initial viewing of the trailer. I believe that some of that footage was in early stages which probably wasn't a good idea to release to the public eye yet. In haste, WB tried to get the footage out in front of Harry Potter and it caused a backlash. I have faith that the finished effects will look stunning and unlike anything else we've witnessed for a comic based film yet.

Posted Originally On WelcomeToCoastCity.org

Thursday
Jan062011

Really Small First Look At "The Courier"

Coming Soon has a very small peak at a promotional poster for the upcoming flick "The Courier".

The Hany Abu-Assad-directed action thriller starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Mickey Rourke, Josie Ho and Til Schweiger.

Written by Michael Brandt and Derek Haas, the film is about a specialist carrier who is hired to deliver a mysterious case to the underworld's most dangerous hitman.

Thursday
Jan062011

Spielberg's "Terra Nova" Photos

In the year 2149 the world is dying.  The planet is overdeveloped, overcrowded and overpolluted.  With the majority of plant and animal life extinct, devotion to science has brought mankind to the brink of destruction, but has also provided its only hope for salvation.  Knowing there is no way to reverse the damage to the planet, a coalition of scientists has managed to open up a fracture in the space-time continuum, creating a portal to prehistoric Earth.  This doorway leads to an amazing world, one that allows for a last-ditch effort to save the human race… possibly changing the future by correcting the mistakes of the past.

The series centers on the Shannon family as they join the tenth pilgrimage of settlers to TERRA NOVA, the first colony of humans in this second chance for civilization.  JIM SHANNON a devoted father with a checkered past, guides his family through this new land of limitless beauty, mystery and terror.  Jim’s wife, ELISABETH SHANNON, is a trauma surgeon chosen through a global lottery as a new addition to Terra Nova’s medical team.  JOSH SHANNON is their son, mourning the girl he left behind, as he’s torn between two role models – his father and the charismatic COMMANDER FRANK TAYLOR, the leader of the settlement, and the heroic first pioneer through the time portal.  MADDY SHANNON, Jim and Elizabeth’s teen daughter, is as independent and adventurous as her parents, but her distrust of authority soon leads her on a dangerous path.

In addition to blue skies, rolling rivers, and lush vegetation, TERRA NOVA offers new opportunities and fresh beginnings to its recent arrivals, but the Shannons have brought with them a familial secret that may threaten their citizen ship in this utopia.  Additionally these adventurers soon discover that this healthy, vibrant world is not as idyllic as it initially appears.  The areas surrounding Terra Nova are filled with dangerous dinosaurs, and other prehistoric threats, as well as external forces that may be intent on destroying this new world before it begins.

But perhaps even more threatening than what lies outside the protective walls is the Shannons’ realization that something sinister may be happening inside TERRA NOVA as not everyone on this mission has the same intentions of how to best save mankind.

Photos Courtesy of Spoiler TV

Thursday
Jan062011

Yet Another Trailer For "Paul!"

Two sci-fi geeks whose pilgrimage takes them to America's UFO heartland. While there, they accidentally meet an alien who brings them on an insane road trip that alters their universe forever.

For the past 60 years, an alien named Paul (voiced by Seth Rogen) has been hanging out at a top-secret military base. For reasons unknown, the space-traveling smart ass decides to escape the compound and hop on the first vehicle out of town -- a rented RV containing Earthlings Graeme Willy (Pegg) and Clive Collings (Frost).

Chased by federal agents and the fanatical father of a young woman that they accidentally kidnap, Graeme and Clive hatch a fumbling escape plan to return Paul to his mother ship. And as two nerds struggle to help, one little green man might just take his fellow outcasts from misfits to intergalactic heroes.