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    Monday
    Apr012013

    Movie Moan - Breaking A Real American Hero's Dick Off

    It's been a while since you folks got a classic Phil Gee rant against a film but your Easter wish comes true this week as the English gentleman from England does not mince words expressing his disappointment with the second 'G.I.Joe' movie.

    So join Phil, Jamie Williams and Capt. Ed Hocken for a manly episode of rage and passion as we discuss:

    2:40 mins - There be treasure inside Brian Blessed's beard I tells ya.

    7:45 mins - Ed and Jamie belatedly review 'Olympus Has Fallen' (it's been out for a few weeks now so you won't mind if they ruin who the surprise turncoat villain is will you?).

    18:20 mins - Jamie tries to get a word in as Phil retaliates against the worst film he is likely to see this year; 'G.I.Joe: Retaliation'.

    47 mins - Opinion is split on the first trailer for 'White House Down'.

    52:50 mins - And split again on the finally released trailer for 'The Wolverine'.

    61 mins - Phil feels old and angry and it's Jamie's fault.  Plus, the announcement of next week's epic show.

    Download the audio only MP3 version right here:

    Movie Moan - Breaking A Real American Hero's Dick Off (audio version)

    Monday
    Mar182013

    Movie Moan's First Audio Commentary - Never Say Never Again (1983)

    We may have done our massive James Bond retrospective last year but there was a piece of unfinished business.  We never discussed the unofficial 'Thunderball' remake from 1983, 'Never Say Never Again', a film which really could have been something special.......if they hadn't fucked it up.

    But, as an experiment, Jamie and Phil have decided to do a whole audio commentary for the movie and you know the kind of random utterances that can occur when these two dudes get together.  Harvey Fierstein, fine Atari products, horse death, the Village People, Sean Connery's Jewish stunt double, wishing the film to be over and talking about Kickstarter instead; all are covered in Movie Moan's first audio commentary.

    Let us know what you think and, if you liked it, we may do more on a slow news week.  Just remember, it was our first time so go easy on us.

    Download the audio only MP3 version right here:

    Movie Moan Audio Commentary - Never Say Never Again (1983)

    Monday
    Mar112013

    Movie Moan - Superman Lives, Phil Is Broke

     

    If you didn't already know, filmmaker Jon Schnepp's Kickstarter project to make a documentary about the unmaking of 'Superman Lives' is a GO.  It's amazing news for all Superman fans, and terrible news for Phil's bank account.

    But to cheer him up, he saw a great movie with Jamie and there is some very cool news to discuss so let's get to it:

    6:25 mins - Phil and Jamie review 'Oz: The Great And Powerful'.....and awesome, and not headache inducing, and well worth an IMAX ticket.

    31:35 mins - 'Iron Man 3' trailer, nuff said.

    46:20 mins - Sam Mendes is off Bond 24 and the producers need a new director yesterday so what's the next move?

    57:55 mins - Is Jamie feeling just a little positive and hopeful over 'The Amazing Spider-man 2'?

    Download the audio only MP3 version right here:

    Movie Moan - Superman Lives_ Phil's Broke (audio version)

    Monday
    Mar042013

    Movie Moan - Days Of Future Makinov

    Today begins a new order.  Your lives, your possessions, your very lives will gladly be given in tribute to MAKINOV!

    And if you don't know who or what that is then stay tuned as Jamie, Phil and regular guest Gabe Toro, film critic for The Playlist and Jump Cut Junkies unravel the mystery:

    4:40 mins - Is there any point talking about this year's Oscars.  Oh, go on then.  But be quick.

    15:20 mins - Gabe tells us about the limited release motion picture event 'Come Out And Play' directed by MAAAAAAAKINOV.

    21:30 mins - The larger question concerning 'Jack The Giant Slayer' is not how unmemorable it is, but why was it made in the first place?

    32:20 mins - Is 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past' too stuffed with characters to keep from falling apart?  Are the cast of 'First Class' getting shafted in favour of the old guard?  Is X3 a sexist piece of shit or just a piece of shit?

    Download the audio only MP3 version right here:

    Movie Moan - Days Of Future Makinov (audio version)

    Sunday
    Feb242013

    Superman The Movie (1978) - An In-Depth Video Analysis

    If you've never had the opportunity to be part of a test screening......now you are.

    As promised, here is a preview for our ultimate Superman retrospective series which we hope to bring you in the coming months as we build up to the release of 'Man of Steel'.  And it won't be as boring as just covering the six previous films.  We intend to do in-depth podcasts on everything Superman has ever touched (television, comics, musicals, you name it).

    But I want your feedback this time.  I know how many passionate Superman fans are out there and I know how many passionate Superman retrospectives have already been done.  So if this doesn't measure up to what you've already seen and you don't care to see any others then it would be really helpful to know.

    So please take 90 minutes out of your week to join Phil Gee discuss his favorite film of all time in exhausting detail with Jamie Williams, Randall Maynard, Justin Korthof, and Robert Meyer Burnett.

    Note: This is still a rough version without opening or closing credits (cause I haven't made them yet) but the retrospective itself is the full deal.  It couldn't very well be any longer could it?